1. Last night Juneau experienced 18 hours, 13 minutes and 32 seconds of daylight. My wife and I spent the other 5 hours, 46 minutes and 28 seconds trying to put the kids to sleep — until sunrise, when they woke up for good.
2. According to meteorologists, we’ve been experiencing the hottest summer in a century. And that was before the whole state went up in flames.
3. I know, I shouldn’t joke about wildfires. Smokey Bear would kick my butt. Although, I’m pretty sure I could take Woodsy Owl.