Let’s not beat around the bush: I’d make a terrible nudist.
First of all, no belt loops. What am I supposed do with my thumbs? And where do I clip my Leatherman? Man, I’d feel naked without it.
Then, of course, there’s my “dad bod,” which is actually more like two dad bods glopped onto one dad skeleton. Although, have you ever been to an actual nude beach? It’s not exactly a “Playgirl” photo shoot.