Because you do not possess any special skill at hunting, fishing or even distinguishing Alaska’s indigenous flora and fauna, few options remain for demonstrating your Great Northern prowess, aka your “Alaskulinity.”
However, living in the modern-day Last Frontier, you’ve grown into quite a rugged indoorsman. Your woodstove’s always stoked, your bar’s always stocked and you get premium cable. But most importantly, you’ve learned to cook. So while you may not be adept at catching, shooting, cleaning, field dressing and/or filleting, after that you’ve got it dialed.