After the most glorious summer in recent memory, you find yourself happy to face the sideways “snain” of shoulder season, just so you can finally clean your house.
You serve every meal with bear claw salad tongs.
You wear shorts and flip-flops in winter; parkas and fleece hats in summer.
You consider a combination auto body shop/nail salon to be a perfectly normal business venture, say, along the lines of a sheet metal works/bridal boutique.
The second it stops raining, you start burning stuff.