Nurse, send in the next patient.
Ah, come in. Please, sit down.
Well, I have your test results right here and, frankly, they could be better. Now, relax. Nothing major. Just a slight — slight — irregularity in your heart, lungs, pancreas, liver, gall bladder, kidney, thyroid and large intestine.
And small intestine.
And large intestine.
Did I already say large intestine? Hm. Let me check my notes… Yeah, it’s really bad in the large intestine.