Let’s get it straight right now: If you run into me at Home Depot, no, I’m not building a chicken coop.
This whole new raising chickens thing strikes me as extraordinarily effortful for a fad, not to mention rife with opportunities for contracting salmonella. Don’t misread me. I get why people do it — fresh eggs, on-demand hot wings, free manure. It’s just not for me. Neither is growing a handlebar moustache.