I had a disturbing experience while on vacation in Florida this summer. I lost my glasses. I’ve never done that before. I got my first glasses when I was 2 years old, and I’ve never lost a pair. Until now.
It wasn’t my fault. (Yeah, I know, that’s what they all say.) It’s not like I was body surfing or anything. I was just lounging in the surf, minding my own business, when a wave snuck up behind me and swept my glasses right off my face, straight down to Davy Jones’ locker. He probably put them away properly there.