Johnny Bleeping Football.
Luv ya, Johnny. So sorry to see you moving on.
Go ahead, haters. Hate on me for speaking the truth.
But even all you lugnuts out there will have to admit that when a special form of entertainment and adventure leaves our jock kingdom zip code, we all miss it.
How fitting that last week, on the world’s largest party night stage — New Year’s Eve — Johnny Party Boy Manziel went on the football equivalent of a drinking champagne, feeling no pain binge.