My home, like many others, has (FINALLY) been taken out of the Flood Zone that F.E.M.A had it placed in for the last 40 years! Of course this did not surprise me. I had a guy come in and survey my home and it came in well above the flood zone MAXIMUM. Now that they have finally figured that out maybe I can stop paying thousands of dollars a year for insurance I never needed. I wonder if I can get reimbursed for all that wasted insurance?

But WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Act now and you can disagree with the "new and improved" maps. Thats right folks if you can successfully make the argument and show the maps are wrong, ...nows the time. Trust me, you will NEVER get the chance again. Once the dust settles and these new maps become the law of the land so to speak you won't have a snow balls chance in hell of ever getting them changed.

I have never seen anything like it, its like holding up your blue card and telling the people in charge of charging you should you be unfortunate enough to actually have a green card that your card is in fact blue, see, right there, ...blue. But they have your card in the books as being green, so no matter what, you have a green card so stop arguing and pony up the cash! aaaAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!