Some recent headlines from the alternate universe of modern conservatism:
Rush Limbaugh claims the bad guy in the new Batman movie was named Bane to remind voters of Mitt Romney’s controversial tenure at Bain Capital.
Michelle Bachmann, citing zero credible evidence, accuses a Muslim-American aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of conspiring with the Muslim Brotherhood.
Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio’s crack investigators announce that President Obama’s long-form birth certificate is a fake.
In other words, it’s just an average week down there in Crazy Town. And that lends a certain context to a tidbit brought to national attention last week by Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report.” Meaning a plank from the 2012 platform of the Republican Party of Texas which, astonishingly enough, reads as follows: “We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.”
Holy wow. That is, without a doubt, the most frightening sentence this side of a Stephen King novel.
The Texas GOP has set itself explicitly against teaching children to be critical thinkers. Never mind the creeping stupidization of this country, the growing dumbification of our children, our mounting rejection of, even contempt for, objective fact. Never mind educators who lament the inability of American children to think, to weigh conflicting paradigms, analyze competing arguments, to reason, ruminate, question and reach a thoughtful conclusion. Never mind that this promises the loss of our ability to compete in an ever more complex and technology-driven world.
Never mind. The Texas branch of one of our two major political parties opposes teaching critical thinking skills or anything that might challenge a child’s “fixed beliefs.” So presumably, if a child is of the “fixed belief” that Jesus was the first president of the United States or that 2+2 = apple trees or that Florida is an island in an ocean on the moon, educators ought not correct the little genius lest she (gasp!) change her “fixed belief,” thereby undermining mom and dad.
That’s just ... just ...
Holy wow.
For what it’s worth, the Texas GOP says that language was not supposed to be in the platform. Spokesman Chris Elam says its inclusion “was an oversight on the subcommittee’s part.”
If that explanation leaves you cold, join the club. That such an asinine position was even under consideration is hardly comforting. And the fact that something so neon stupid escaped notice of both the subcommittee and the full platform committee suggests the Texas GOP could use a little critical thinking instruction itself.
Remember when Republicans were grown-ups? Agree with them or not, you never thought of Bob Dole, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, even Richard Nixon as less than serious, substantive adults, susceptible like all serious, substantive adults, to logic and reason.
The party has since devolved. A toxic stew of faith-based politics, biased “news,” and echo chamber punditry has reduced it to an anti-science, anti-reason, anti-intellect caricature of itself. Thoughtful conservatives — thoughtful Americans — ought to be alarmed.
How can you have a healthy democracy when a major party not only tolerates lunacy, but elevates it to positions of power? In what sane nation does someone like Rush Limbaugh have a mass audience, Michelle Bachmann an elected office, Joe Arpaio a badge?
Well, the Texas GOP just came out against critical thinking. That explains a lot.
• Pitts Jr., winner of the 2004 Pulitzer Prize for commentary, is a columnist for the Miami Herald.





Comments (34)
Add commentWelcome back, Leonard!
You've been missed. I hope you'll once again be a regular feature in the Empire.
As far as Texas and critical thinking...what's the beef? I thought they had exterminated that years ago. They're only just now getting around to codifying it?
Holy wow!
Not to worry though, the GOP has not been driving that particular bus for decades. Hard to steer when one is relegated to the back.
Welcome
I agree with Latitude. It is pleasure to have Leonard back in the editorials.
What bus, Ken?
The republicans are fully in charge of the Texas state government, top to bottom. They own the bus.
And something even more frightening...Texas pretty much controls what the nationwide school textbook publishers put in textbooks. So a policy like noncritical thinking becomes the defacto standard for textbooks that children in Juneau use.
What's Rush telling you to (noncritically) think about this?
In my best Gomer Pile........
".......Well, Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"
(Latitude is absolutely correct regarding the textbook issue, btw)
Mr. Pitts is a nationally syndicated columnist taking a poke at
Texas' GOP. Fine. Throwing Stephen Colbert from Comedy Central into the mix as a source is certainly pulitzer quality.
As the Texas platform quote goes: "focus on behavior modification...challenging the student's fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority."
I do not know Limbaugh's position on this issue (I can guess) but I have my own personal and vicarious experience relating to how much of the school day is becoming devoted to the social engineering of our students K-12 and particularly college. In my view 'critical thinking' should not result in my children coming home from school and challenging my family unit's fixed beliefs as onerous as they may be to his/her third grade teacher.
Mr. Pitt's position would have been strengthened had he exposed Texas' educational scores as below the national level. His omission suggests otherwise.
The GOP may be driving the political bus in Texas, but the classroom is another matter.
BTW: The Dems do the same regarding textbooks in their districts.
I see
"In my view 'critical thinking' should not result in my children coming home from school and challenging my family unit's fixed beliefs"
So what happens when your 'beliefs' run smack dab into facts. Perhaps you believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and Adam and Eve rode on dinosaurs. Teachers should be prohibited from teaching that the Earth is billions of years old because of your beliefs?
Next you'll say that when little Kenny fails a science exam on this subject that it's the school's fault.
@NewLife
I finally relented and Googled "roflmao" and can't believe it. You use that expression every time you post.
Get off the floor, young man!
You might learn something from the grown-ups standing around you.
I doubt it, Middle...
...I think New Life must have gone to school in Texas.
Due to our nation's Separation of Church and State gag orders
it is unlikely Christianity's Adam and Eve is touched on. On the other hand every other religion is fair game pursuant to a world view of history. Personally I am of the opinion that evolution and science would be a natural course for any Supreme Being to employ and I have no problem with empirical data being presented to age-appropriate children in the proper context of higher learning. I see the bar, though, of 'age-appropriate' being lowered to the point of 'indoctrination'.
It doesn't deserve the attention it's getting
Although I can't stand the GOP, especially Texas style, this particular trangression is getting too much play. I'm willing to accept that the language was an "oversight". A liberal from the Brookings Institution and a conservative from the American Enterprise Institute summed up the problem with today's GOP in this passage from their recent book..
"However awkard it may be for the traditional press and nonpartisan analysts to acknowledge, one of the two major parties, the Republican Party, has become an insurgent outlier-ideologically extreme; contemptuous of the inherited social and economic policy regime; scornful of compromise; unpersuaded by conventional understanding of facts, evidence, and science; and dismissive of the legitmacy of its political opposition...."
Clarification, NewLife
Your comments sure are interesting, but I would like to make one clarification here.
You accuse Obama and his minions of shipping 100s of thousands of jobs overseas. Let's analyze that a little more.
The structure of our economy in the United States legally requires exponential growth. Corporations whose shares are publicly traded on the NASDAQ, NYSE, etc. are legally required to do everything in their power to increase the value of their shares for their shareholders. In other words, corporations are mandated to do all that they can to ensure each quarter's profits exceed last quarter's profits.
How do these corporations achieve exponential growth, you ask? A number of ways. They cut environmental corners and pay EPA fines because the fines are often cheaper than developing the technology to operate responsibly. They lobby for federal subsidies while simultaneously banking overseas to avoid paying U.S. taxes. They buy out smaller businesses nation-wide, i.e. mom and pop stores that formerly defined our communities, and replace them with the same cookie cutter stores you can find in Anytown, USA (why do you think there are so many Bed Bath and Beyonds, Wal-Marts, Targets, PetCo's, etc.).
These corporations also export jobs overseas, or as they say in their language, they "seek cheaper labor markets." Why do they do this? Because it's much cheaper to pay someone in India to answer your phone call when you have an inquiry on your Visa credit card than it is to pay someone in the U.S. to do the same job. Or closer to home, why do you think Xtratufs are now manufactured in Mexico rather than in the U.S.? Because the U.S. values the idea of a living wage, which is inconvenient for corporations fixed on exponential growth. Living wages do not equal ever-increasing corporate profits.
The outsourcing of 100s of thousands of jobs LONG predates the Obama administration. Our country, and our country's economic structure, revolves around the legal requirement to increase publicly-traded share values. In other words, our economic structure indirectly requires the outsourcing of U.S. jobs. It's not difficult to connect the dots and see where that equation ultimately winds up.
I wonder where the patriotic Texas Board of Education stands on this issue?
I concur with Lattitude 58
Leonard Pitts has been missed. Sometimes I agree, sometimes I disagree with his opinions. but I always learn something. To paraphrase from Strunk and White's Elements of Style; in Leonard's writing every word "tells".
Juneau Empire...are you listening?
Classic -
I loved the paragraph which begins, "The party has since devolved." - - - and then NewLife chimed in and illustrated that paragraph perfectly.
It's laughable......
It becomes clear that Bain Capital directly shifted jobs overseas, so now suddenly President Obama is responsible for "thousands".
Median CEO Pay at Fortune 500 companies is over $10 MILLION, 380 times what the average company worker makes, so now a Union boss making 500 thousand, roughly 11 times the average worker, is the villain.
It's like focusing on a kitten who's clawed a tiny hole in a chair in the living room, while there is an elephant in the same room who's crushed the couch and the dining room table, and put a giant hole in the wall on his way in.
NewLife - - - Don't you
believe in freedom of religion?
southeast food -
Didn't you know that like the earth being 6,000 years old, anything negative that ever happened in politics is only 3.5 years old? (Bows head) "so sayeth the enlightened Rush and Fox, forever keep and blindly follow them.....amen".
@SG
are you equivocating the jobs CEO and Union Boss?
Swimmergirl.
You need water wings child...Didn't you know that like the earth being 6,000 years old, anything negative that ever happened in politics started in the year 2,000 and continued until the end of the year in 2008! (Bows head) "so sayeth the enlightened Chris and MSNBC, forever keep and blindly follow them...amen."
I can't wait to crack a beer
I can't wait to crack a beer after work and read the rest of the comments coming when the real posters catch wind of who's at fault for America being what it is today. I will say posters that post against lat and sg's thought out and reasesrched posts are making my swing to the left much easier.
Everytime Newlife posts a republican or independent reregisters democrat. True story, literally at least once :)
grendel....
Nope, just pointing out the disparity of the argument.
sg
I missed the disparity -- is it in terms of the amount of damage to your living room, which one's more intrusive, or which one's the more benign? Also, who's living room? The CEO's pay comes from the private sector (most times, then there's Freddie & Fannie et al), while the Union Chieftain's comes from union dues.
subsidies?
Grendel, what is your interpretation of federal subsidization? Most, if not all big agribusinesses and big oil corporations receive government subsidies in one form or another. Many of those same corporations find tax loopholes to reduce the amount of taxes they pay each year. In effect, they deplete the federal treasury via federal subsidies, and they do not replenish it via tax loopholes.
Two questions:
If a corporation receives federal subsidies and does not pay its fair share of taxes, would you conclude that CEO's pay is coming from the private sector?
If a corporation accepts federal subsidies and does not pay its fair share of taxes, while meanwhile raking in record profits, would that behavior be considered patriotic?
@southeastfood
those are excellent questions. Who is allowing this to happen?
Grendel
As far as I know, this is the way it's been administration after administration after administration. This is not unique to the Obama White House. You could label this behavior as crony-capitalism, and it has defined American economics, especially food and energy economics, for quite some time now.
@SEfood
sounds endemic to the lobbyist-legislator dynamics, like fmr-Sen. Dodd's arrangement with Countrywide Financial.
holy wow, this argument devolved
I like wink dinkerson's comment: very appropriate quote. Also, thoughtful and thorough reposts on the part of southeastfood and swimmergirl. I always find latitude very readable, and I absolutely agree with alaskastu, having just got home from work myself...
Grendel, on the other paw, stumped me with his use of "equivocating" in a sentence----But we'll let that sleeping dog lie.
Ken Dunker, you use your name and even provide a picture---Hat's off to you for that, though I rarely agree; for what it's worth, you have my respect.
If your "fixed beliefs" can't stand up to questions or challenges posed by school-children or even their teachers, perhaps you ought to reevaluate them yourself---Just a thought.
Jamison Paul
jamison
point taken. I am always questioning. But I am of an appropriate age and experience to participate rather than just observe and accept. I am also better equipped to challenge.
BTW:
I understand one's wishes for not placing oneself in public review when discussing controversial positions. Remember, the Federalist Papers were presented in the same manner.
The difference I see in this context is the civility opposing views afford one another.
I conduct myself in public in the same manner I present myself in this forum.
The key is not to make it personal. Our Founding Fathers had true retribution facing them if identified. Today we simply make it distasteful.
southeastfood - valiant effort.....
But Grendel always just pretends not to understand logic or facts when it doesn't agree with his "fixed beliefs".
Your clarifications were very well said.