Thank God we have a Maytag repairman in the Capitol. The Republican machine there has not been able to keep up with all of the Republicans' dirty laundry.
Gregg Renkes never came out completely clean and Ben Stevens has left a fishy smell in the tub. Lately the agitator has been making a rather loud squeak, and the jet spin cycle keeps making a strange sound like "I had to go to Vegas WHUMP I had to go to Vegas WHUMP I had to go to Vegas WHUMP."
If Mr. Clark thinks the repairman has nothing to do he hasn't been paying much attention to the news. Will the spin cycle ever end?
Lawrence A. Woodall