Driven to poetry by fluoridation debate

Posted: Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Fluoride! Fluoride! I must confide,

Sound off on the important issues at

Yes, or no, I can't decide.

I can't decide, you might deride,

Because, because,

I've too much pride.

If I decide to vote against,

Then many friends will be incensed.

But alternatively, if I'm for it, too,

Many others will me eschew.

And so, it seems, I'm damned if I don't,

But on the other hand, damned if I do.

So please don't force me to someday choose,

I've too few friends to any lose.

And let us hope this issue drops,

Before our collective pressure pops.

Steve Wolf


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