Fluoride! Fluoride! I must confide,
Sound off on the important issues at
Yes, or no, I can't decide.
I can't decide, you might deride,
I've too much pride.
If I decide to vote against,
Then many friends will be incensed.
But alternatively, if I'm for it, too,
Many others will me eschew.
And so, it seems, I'm damned if I don't,
But on the other hand, damned if I do.
So please don't force me to someday choose,
I've too few friends to any lose.
And let us hope this issue drops,
Before our collective pressure pops.
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