On a good weekend I'll club three or four baby seals; but I still think they should have let Greenpeace tie up their boat. The ideological paranoids down in Ketchikan evidently have a few brethren here in town. This is good because it makes my paper more interesting.
I'm especially pleased to see the six U.S. marshals, from Homeland Security, assigned to shoot down any bunny-hugging troublemakers. I have to admit I was worried for awhile. I feel much safer now.
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