Just don't vote for giant monkeys

Letters to the editor

Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2004

This just in: On the campaign trail in Whining, W.Va., Vice President Cheney implored voters to re-elect George W. Bush, warning that if voters elect John Kerry the oceans will freeze over, giant monkeys from outer space will take over the known universe, and the gates of hell will open and swallow you all up.

So much for homeland security.

Jim Hale

Juneau



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