"Dancing with the Stars" is my favorite reality show on television. Thankfully, the rightful recipient won the 2010 fall season, and the tea party did not buy the competition like they bought the 2010 mid-term elections. Come on, the mirror ball trophy is hardly appropriate for someone who comments, "It would feel like a big middle finger to all the people out there that hate my mom and hate me." Save that kind of response for a win in Washington, D.C.
Hope your drive home - to the right - isn't too bumpy, Bristol. For $1 million a day, you might get mama grizzly to ride with you.
Jefferson City, Mo.