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Jo MacNamara
  • Children: 459.5
  • Location: Milky Way Galaxy, Alpha Quadrant, Third Planet (Earth), North American Continent, hovering cloaked over southeast Alaska
  • Education: Tertiary adjunct professor of unimatrix zero one - University of Alaska
  • Profession: I profess to be absolutely fabulous in a pink feather boa!
  • Birthday: stardate 2402.1

About Me

Greetings from Planet Xorumurox which sounds the same forwards or backwards. We drink a lot of rum here, as our name would imply. We are on the outer spiral arm of the Andromeda Galaxy, but we are hovering cloaked over southeast Alaska keeping an eye on things, and we don't like what we see sometimes. We are an omnisexual culture with no sexual hang ups. We love everyone equally and can marry whoever we want. As for me personally, my hobbies include wearing rocks that sparkle, making hats from aluminum cans, nuclear fusion, trans-warp conduit construction, bagels, shooting lasers at asteroids, and probing humans. We enjoy watching the hilarity of the human race, and the bizarre things you all do that ensure your mutual destruction. Four words: Global warming is real. Our ship's instruments confirmed that. Why would anyone deny that? We're not sure. We also don't understand Americans' fascination with guns or the abundance of idiots that are allowed to play with them. We also don't understand country music. But, be assured, we are a peaceful people who enjoy peace, and we don't make wars for the profit of defense contractors. We're just here looking around. We've assumed your likeness and image and dwell among you. Many of us have tattooes or else we play musical instruments, except guitars. Our secret code word is, EEP AHP ORK AH AH.

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